As further evidence of my comments on Monday: someone just came into the computer lab and asked me what a title page was. I particularly enjoyed that he sought me out as the paid professional in such matters because I am the lab tech, like that means I would know more about anything non-computer related. I would, but he doesn't know that. For instance, I know that one of his pant legs was stuck in his sock. And I know that I laughed so hard once he left that I had to retreat to the cubicle so that people wouldn't think I was having an epileptic fit.