The guy who got the fulltime job here that I was originally promised is a Canadian. I am not an avid supporter of lump hatred of any group....but I hate Canadians. Of course there are exceptions. Mike Myers doesn't fall into that category though; I hate Mike Myers. Always have.
When I came into work today wearing a suit and tie and sweater vest, a style of dress that I quite often employ, the new guy, the Canadian, asked me how I was.
"I've been better," I replied.
"Oh, did someone die?" he said.
"No," I said, "it's just cold outside."
And yet another reason goes on the very long list of reasons why I hate Canadians.